How
much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood? We
would like to find out.
Can I only buy your products online? For products in the Flobberdewotsky-for-Mimpi collection, please check the Mimpi-website for Mimpi-dealers worldwide. For other Flobberdewotsky-products you will have to travel to Belgium because at this point they are exclusively available in just one store: Beautiful Freak; Zeelaan 243; 8670 Koksijde; Belgium. For more information, please check out their website: www.mybelovedmonster.com
I
have a complaint, what should I do? If
the complaint is about us, contact
us
I
saw something I really liked, but it says 'coming soon'
. What does that mean? It
means that we are expecting this product, but that we do
not have it on stock right now. If we know approximately
when, then you will always see a date. If you don't see
a date then this means that we don't know exactly when.
Can
I order a 'coming soon' product in advance?
We're
sorry but you can't, but if you are interested in a comingsoon
product you can send an e-mail to: comingsoon at flobberdewotsky.nl
and then we will let you know when the product is online.
I
want to exchange something, how should I do this?
You can find our return policy in our general
terms and conditions
Can
I come work for you?
We're
sorry, but you can't. We already have Gertrude
and that's all we can handle.
How
come you
are always so mean to Gertrude?
We are not. She just thinks we are.
Where
can I subscribe/unsubscribe to your newsletter?
You
can do that here.
How
do I return a product?
You will find information about our return policy in our
general terms and conditions.
What
is your privacy policy?
As soon as we get your personal information we go and sell
it to as many criminal organizations and spamming lunatics
as possible. Just kidding. Of course. We respect your privacy
and will not ever sell or give away any information you
are giving us.
Where
do I find information about sizes?
We
have a size-chart.
I
want to write an article about you, may I interview Gertrude?
No,
you may not. Her doctor doesn't approve.
I'm
a big fan of Gertrude's. Can I mail her?
Sure
you can. It's just that she doesn't always answer. And it's
at your own risk of course. But if you insist: gertrude
at flobberdewotsky dot nl
Can
I borrow products for a photo-shoot?
Of
course. We also have high resolution pictures of our products
if you need those. Just contact
us and we will help you.
Are
you a new company?
No.
We've been around since 2003. We started out by making recycle
design. Click portfolio
to have a look at some of our previous designs.
Are
your products still unique?
Yes,
every Flobberdewotsky product is still one-of-a-kind, and all So Flobber Special Products are truly unique. But we now also work in limited edition collections. Since everything
is hand-made,those products are never entirely identical either.
Do
you still use only recycle materials?
Unfortunately not. But we do try to work with already-existing
materials and we try to use every piece of material till
the last drop. We do still use vintage materials whenever
we can.
Is
everything still made by you?
Some things are partly handmade in India or China and finished by us in The Netherlands. Some things are entirely made by us in The Netherlands. .
Do
you use child labor?
Are
you like out of your head? Of course we don't! All our products
are made in small scale projects and we believe in Fair
Trade. We want Flobberdewotsky to be an asset to the local
economy and world-wide happiness.
Will
you exchange links with me?
Only
if :
-you are a friend
-we owe you money
-you are brilliant
You
haven't answered all my questions.....
Jeeezzz. You're really something else! But that's alright.
Enquiring Minds Want To Know. Right? If you have any more
questions, go ahead and mail
us. That's the very best way to get in touch with us!